Victory Snacks

Okay. Who fed Nicolas Cage after midnight?

Good news, Cougar freaked and I’m in. See you at beach volleyball!

Don’t be the fuckin’ asshat that stands at the very front of the fuckin’ bus. Just calm down and move back ten steps. Maybe even take a seat.

Don’t

“I used to be Han Solo”

Remember when Rocky ended the cold war?

My seats are at the Faux Show.

My new “toy”.

R.I.P. Beard! 2006-2012!

Did www.interwebsoup.tumblr.com hop a time machine back to 4th grade? Holy shit!

The “A” stands for _____________!

The Credible Hulk via @kg38 (Taken with instagram)

Math. Works every time.

I’m just one zombie apocalypse away from finding my inner “C.J.”

Hulk, smashed?

To celebrate the start of summer Gizmo and I are throwing a pool party. Midnight tonight. Bring food.